Why do you keep calling me “Hayley”?

Okay. So.

I’ve never been able to keep a diary. I feel like my life is boring. On the other hand, I talk to my ‘biffl’ Hayley… all the freakin’ time.

So I’m keeping up with the blog by addressing my posts to her. I can get my thoughts out whenever I need to, my texting rate may go down a little bit, and you people can bask in my brilliance. Or whatever.

So if I write something here you don’t understand, it’s because I’m, well, talking to Hayley. Sorry about that, but in-jokes will happen.

kthxbai.